thnks fr th mmrs
Eridans pov
So i wwent to kankles hive and i looked everywwhere even in his underwwear drawwer just in case and eventually i found karkat chillin in the closet. He wwas a lot more yelloww than i remember and also had different horns but obvviously it wwas a disgise because kankri told me he was here and he lovves me so he wwouldnt lie to me (obvviously).
"KAR" i yalled "YOUR COMING WWITH ME!"
"WH47" he said chewing on a skirt
But i didnt care and i picked him up like a sack of potatoes and carried him to my hivve.
Karkat(?)s pov
WH47 7H3 FUCK
Eridanns pov
One wwe wwere in my hivve i put him in the basement with kankle. I tied him to a box.
"You sicknasty traitor... i cannot believve you wwould LITCHRALLY just go against the empresss.... Disguting!!!!"
He wwas all cryin and stuff and he just kinda cryed out "50RRY"
But he WWASNT sorry so i kicked him a little in the bugle and wwait wwhat the fuck wwhy are there twwo
"Is that a FAKE bugle?" i asked convolutedly.
"WHY Y0U W4N7 S0MM4 7H15??? H4H4H4H4H4H4H4-"
I kicked him again. "BAKA! You fuckin pervv!!!!!"
Then i alright whatevvered.
"Wwhatever im turnin you ovver to the EMPRESS tomorrow pissblood" i saids and then i wwent out of my basement to go fuck sol or something.