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Famous Last Words

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Eridans pov

 

So i wwent to kankles hive and i looked everywwhere even in his underwwear drawwer just in case and eventually i found karkat chillin in the closet. He wwas a lot more yelloww than i remember and also had different horns but obvviously it wwas a disgise because kankri told me he was here and he lovves me so he wwouldnt lie to me (obvviously).

 

 

"KAR" i yalled "YOUR COMING WWITH ME!"

 

 

"WH47" he said chewing on a skirt

 

 

But i didnt care and i picked him up like a sack of potatoes and carried him to my hivve.

 

 

Karkat(?)s pov

 

 

WH47 7H3 FUCK

 

 

Eridanns pov

 

 

One wwe wwere in my hivve i put him in the basement with kankle. I tied him to a box.

 

 

"You sicknasty traitor... i cannot believve you wwould LITCHRALLY just go against the empresss.... Disguting!!!!"

 

 

He wwas all cryin and stuff and he just kinda cryed out "50RRY"

 

 

But he WWASNT sorry so i kicked him a little in the bugle and wwait wwhat the fuck wwhy are there twwo

 

 

"Is that a FAKE bugle?" i asked convolutedly.

 

 

"WHY Y0U W4N7 S0MM4 7H15??? H4H4H4H4H4H4H4-"
I kicked him again. "BAKA! You fuckin pervv!!!!!"

 

 

Then i alright whatevvered.

 

"Wwhatever im turnin you ovver to the EMPRESS tomorrow pissblood" i saids and then i wwent out of my basement to go fuck sol or something.